Friday, April 2, 2010

attitude is important

No amount of brain or brawn can substitute importance of attitude in day-to-day life, except......Well, here's how it goes........ Here's a joke ..please enjoy.....

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.


IF :


A = 1


B = 2


C = 3


D = 4


E = 5


F = 6


G = 7


H = 8


I = 9


J = 10


K = 11


L = 12


M = 13


N = 14


O = 15


P = 16


Q = 17


R = 18


S = 19


T = 20


U = 21


V = 22


W = 23


X = 24


Y = 25


Z = 26


Then:


H A R D W O R K =


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%


Similarly,


K N O W L E D G E =


11+14+15! +23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%


But interesting (and as you'd expect),


A T T I T U D E =


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.


But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is


B U L L S H I T =


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

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